Sunday, September 18, 2011

The Service is Atrocious, but the Patrons are Worse

I waited so long
   for just a drink; when it came
        she sucked it up through
  a series of clear straws all
   bent up and stuck together.

I held her up close
    by the neck, "That drink." I said,
"I waited two hours
    for that goddamn, motherfucking
    cold vodka lemonade."

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